Wow that was a bit of a thrill. Dressed in my short-sleeve French maid outfit (including hairband), I got the garbage out to the curb for morning pickup. Anyone on the street could have seen me, granted it is 4am but still. I had to go out to the curb and grab the garbage can which I lazily never moved from last week, oops it’s been raining lately and they left the lid open, so now standing right next to a thru street in the subdivision I have to turn the can on its side and lift up the bottom end to get the water out. Get the can emptied and I’m dragging it back to the garage where the garbage is, the empty can on the rough concrete making its share of noise. Oops again, there’s a big orb spiderweb with the spider in the middle of it in front of the garage door and I almost walked straight into the damn thing. Grab a pole and knock the spiderweb and spider down. Still in the lit garage, I finally load 4 bags of garbage into the can, close it up and drag it out to the curb, still making noise along the rough concrete. Get the can to the curb and there’s still no one in sight, hooray. Head back into the garage and house and slap the garage door button to close it.

If anyone saw me it was from inside a house through the window looking out, which there are about 5 houses with a view of the driveway. No pictures, but I intend to get some good maid pictures taken sometime soon.